This Bastard stands all bloody day in the window Overlooking the mosque and the Arsenal stadium F#©k knows what he thinks about. He just stares I got him as a gift some time ago and he is mine Hector the cactus my only friend Hector the cactus my bloody mate Hector the cactus Say something you S.O.B This Bastard runs his own business all the bloody day Accomplishing the stuff I never dreamed of doing F#©k knows how much he can take. He is so little I want him to stay with me forever and for good Hector the cactus my only friend Hector the cactus my bloody mate Hector the cactus Say something you S.O.B This Bastard takes measure on his worthy life Withdrawing everything that seems to matter F#©k knows I need him as he needs me. We’re like a team I water him once a week